Shea Butter

It seems awfully coincidental that the appearence of products containing Shea Butter immediately followed the destruction of the original home of the NY Mets. Sure, they say the stuff comes from some tree in Africa, but I'm not convinced. It's supposed to work like Vaseline Intensive Care, but watch out, Mets fans... It will also take 10 mph off your fastball and cause you to go 0-fer the next 3 years.