Presenting the 2008 Pumpkin Gallery
- All hand carved by the Gardener -
Friday, October 31, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Directions
Every week my wife and I spend what seems to be a considerable amount of time planning out the weekend's optimal routes for getting our children to their various soccer games and other activities. This weekend, while searching for directions, I discovered that humor exists in government. Note the final entry.
Directions to Wall Township Municipal Complex (from the township website)
From the North: New Jersey Turnpike south to Exit 11; Garden State Parkway south to Exit 98.
From the South: New Jersey Turnpike north to Exit 7A; Interstate 195 east to the Shore Points Exit. Or if the Garden State Parkway is closeby, take it north to Exit 98.
From the West: Pennsylvania Turnpike east, over the bridge; New Jersey Turnpike North to Exit 7A; Interstate 195 east to the Shore Points Exit.
From the East: Swim swiftly west, avoiding reptilian, mammalian and other possible aquatic intruders. When you hit land, stop. Dry off and head due west in the neighborhood of 4 miles. You're here :)
Directions to Wall Township Municipal Complex (from the township website)
From the North: New Jersey Turnpike south to Exit 11; Garden State Parkway south to Exit 98.
From the South: New Jersey Turnpike north to Exit 7A; Interstate 195 east to the Shore Points Exit. Or if the Garden State Parkway is closeby, take it north to Exit 98.
From the West: Pennsylvania Turnpike east, over the bridge; New Jersey Turnpike North to Exit 7A; Interstate 195 east to the Shore Points Exit.
From the East: Swim swiftly west, avoiding reptilian, mammalian and other possible aquatic intruders. When you hit land, stop. Dry off and head due west in the neighborhood of 4 miles. You're here :)
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